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goingtrickster:

homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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